Quotes- 8th Season One Tree Hill

Episode 8: Mouthful of Diamonds

Erin: Are you sure you're qualified to work at a crisis center?
Haley: I don't know about qualified, but I've definitely been there.

Erin: To trust someone with my music, is to trust them with everything I have in the world.

Julian: You make me incredibly happy, Brooke Davis, but we all struggle sometimes.

Haley: My life is good. My son, on the other hand, is wearing headgear.

Brooke: Just because your son is in love with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.

Haley [to Jamie]: As long as you pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!

Jamie: Some people look a little different. Some people are a little different. I think that's cool.

Mouth: Parents coming home tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.

Erin: How is Haley as a person?
Mia: Amazing. She is one of the good ones.

Clay: Yes! Suck it, soup!

Julian: Happiness is not a destination. It is a mood, it is not permanent. It comes and goes and if people thought that way then maybe people would find happiness more often.

Mouth: Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.

Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. By the way, I like my towels.

8th season

Episode 5: "Nobody Taught Us to Quit"

Julian: You make sad look beautiful, Brooke Davis.


Haley: Last time basketball left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.


Chase: Here's the thing. I know unemployment sometimes leads to crack smoking, and I understand that, but I kinda thought you'd be more excited about this.


Clay: Did you see me own that apple sauce earlier? Stuh-rong.


Julian: Besides hat glove belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the glove respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that you brought it here in a purse though.
Julian: That's a man bag.


Victoria: I leave you alone for a few days, and you go back to being that stupid girl who follows her heart. I never cared for that version of you.


Nathan: Better be careful Mouth. Last time you helped me, you got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.

Brooke: I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.


Episode 6: "Not Afraid"

Nathan: Now that basketball is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.


Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.


Random dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.


Julian: How you feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.


Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are you kidding me? Do you not see how slow they're moving?


Episode 7: "Luck Be a Lady"

Erin: Did you really like my music? Or did you just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.


Alex: I'm not that good a person. I've been dealing you cards from the bottom of the deck all night.


Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Brooke: Mine.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.


Brooke: What a random and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.


Junk: A girl...at poker night.
Chase: Good going Julian!


Mrs. Baker: Do you know what that dress is missing?
Brooke: Style?

Mrs. Baker: You can't control mother nature.
Brooke: Or Mother Baker.

8th season

Episode 1: "Asleep At Heaven's Gate"

Julian (to Brooke): Get ready for my greased lightning!


Haley: You said the basketball hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do babies come from, ninja.

Julian (to Brooke): This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the next morning she's already planning the wedding.


Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?







Episode 2: "I Can't See You But I Know You're There"

Jamie (to Julian): I'm glad they sent you to pick me up. You don't just treat me like a kid.


Brooke: If you really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, you can have him, but you gotta have the sex talk with him first.

Haley (to Quinn): They say you don't know what you've got til it's gone. I guess I didn't know how much I missed you until you were in my life every day.

Chase: Hey Jamie, how you doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?


Chase: Come on! How come yours is so good?
Alex: 'Cause I'm kinda awesome like that. Plus, I changed the ingredients.


Haley: When the silence gets too loud, and I really start to miss everyone, I tell myself the same thing: I can't see you, but I know you're there.




Episode 3: "The Space in Between"

Clay: Is this heaven?
Quinn: No, just my version of it.

Will: This doesn't make sense does it? A couple of ghosts sitting on a roof... but here we are.


Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes you are. And when you're not, you have me.


Will: I know this sucks, but it's gotta be nice to know that somebody loves you like that.


Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing you two together.


Quinn (to Clay): You know my whole family was here. It's usually best to be in a coma for that so...nice work.


Nathan: You're a good man Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are you dad.


Jamie: Aunt Brooke do you know where babies come from?
Brooke: Not from me.


Will: This sucks, huh? Now I know why they call it the waiting room.




Episode 4: "We All Fall Down"

Nate: I've been avoiding it now for a while, but my back is done. So, I'm gonna finish this beer, then I'm gonna go home and tell my wife that I'm done playing.
Julian: Wow. That's huge. When did you decide that?
Nate: Just this second. Haley's pregnant. Clay and Quinn are recovering, and I didn't even know my own son liked baseball.


Julian: I picked out the flowers by the way.
Haley: You did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, you did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap dragons really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.


Julian: Years from now when we look back on this moment, we're not gonna remember the trouble with your company or the bad press, or even your mom being in jail, we're just gonna remember how great our wedding was.


Alex: Lets make it a dare.
Chase: Okay. Loser plays the next hole in their underwear.
Alex: Yeah, like I'm wearing any underwear.


Victoria: Many captains of industry have done their best work while incarcerated. There's no shame in it.